Gosh, my hair is so weird. It looks good when I fix it in the morning, but the second I get outside it acts like a puffer fish.
"GAH! HUMIDITY! Quick, activate frizz defense!"
And it proceeds to turn into an afro.
People have actually said to me at school, "Hey, you're not black."
And I'm like "Oh, hey man, thanks. Not for nothing, but for a second there I thought I was orange. Thanks for clearing that up bro." (Of course I say that on my head so nobody ever hears it except for me)